Multinational corporation seeks experienced animal behavioral specialist for exciting, year-round employment! Candidates must be willing to relocate to a sunny, tropical getaway for the chance of a lifetime working with nature’s newest (and oldest) creations.
Applicants must be knowledgable in creature behavioral science, wildlife care and maintenance, basic mechanical engineering, introductory marksmanship skills, and a fun sense of adventure. Candidates are required to have at least five years zoo experience, the ability to lift over 100 lbs., and look fashionable in a leather vest.
Professor at university seeks assistant. Must help catalogue and reclaim items for study in a museum setting. Willingness to listen and not speak preferred. Ability to drive a mine cart, rickshaw, or off-road vehicle preferred. Job is regional and moves around, so willingness to relocate required. Bullwhip construction and maintenance preferred but not necessary. Assistant not immediately required (some have even said an assistant slows things down), so will not hesitate to wait for the right person for the job. Knowledge of identification re: snakes and insects a huge plus.
Expecto an exciting new job! A private school in the English countryside is currently seeking applicants for a teaching position effective immediately. Candidates must have a strong history in the subject matter, as well as be willing to live on-site to assist in both education and general student care. Supplemental instructors will have the possibility of becoming Professors and gaining tenure based on job performance, as well as student readiness for skills based testing at the end of each semester. Enjoy the open English country air, nearby forest, spacious and beautiful lake, and all sorts of interesting activities and characters to keep you on your toes throughout your work day. Belief in the supernatural, paranormal, and strange is an absolute must. Please note that this is a high turnover position, so serious applicants only. Applications by owl accepted Monday thru Friday, from 10 am until 6 pm.Expecto an exciting new job! A private school in the English countryside is currently seeking applicants for a teaching position effective immediately. Candidates must have a strong history in the subject matter, as well as be willing to live on-site to assist in both education and general student care. Supplemental instructors will have the possibility of becoming Professors and gaining tenure based on job performance, as well as student readiness for skills based testing at the end of each semester. Enjoy the open English country air, nearby forest, spacious and beautiful lake, and all sorts of interesting activities and characters to keep you on your toes throughout your work day. Belief in the supernatural, paranormal, and strange is an absolute must. Please note that this is a high turnover position, so serious applicants only. Applications by owl accepted Monday thru Friday, from 10 am until 6 pm.
Frustrated husband and wife looking for housekeeper to care for large blended family (three boys, three girls). Must be willing to prepare meals, chauffeur children to and from activities, assist in housework, and dispense life advice for thirty minute segments five times a week. Friendly older women, middle aged men dressed as friendly older women, and magical British nannies will be given priority in the application process. Knowledge of 1960’s and 70’s popular culture and slang a MUST HAVE.Frustrated husband and wife looking for housekeeper to care for large blended family (three boys, three girls). Must be willing to prepare meals, chauffeur children to and from activities, assist in housework, and dispense life advice for thirty minute segments five times a week. Friendly older women, middle aged men dressed as friendly older women, and magical British nannies will be given priority in the application process. Knowledge of 1960’s and 70’s popular culture and slang a MUST HAVE.