Frustrated husband and wife looking for housekeeper to care for large blended family (three boys, three girls). Must be willing to prepare meals, chauffeur children to and from activities, assist in housework, and dispense life advice for thirty minute segments five times a week. Friendly older women, middle aged men dressed as friendly older women, and magical British nannies will be given priority in the application process. Knowledge of 1960’s and 70’s popular culture and slang a MUST HAVE.Frustrated husband and wife looking for housekeeper to care for large blended family (three boys, three girls). Must be willing to prepare meals, chauffeur children to and from activities, assist in housework, and dispense life advice for thirty minute segments five times a week. Friendly older women, middle aged men dressed as friendly older women, and magical British nannies will be given priority in the application process. Knowledge of 1960’s and 70’s popular culture and slang a MUST HAVE.
Job Category: Romance
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Child Emotion Evocation Specialist
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If you’ve got an interesting face and a talent with people, we’re looking for you! A large, multinational company is looking for charismatic and fun individuals to help draw out either laughter or fear from small children globally. From our central California facility, employees will travel the globe to help evoke strong emotions in children that can be used as a renewable energy source. Are you an expert in shadow puppets, creaking doors, slipping on banana peels, or going bump in the night? You might just be the star employee we’re looking for. On the job training will be provided, as well as education in government and federal regulations regarding the emotional manipulation of minors. Applicants of all shapes and sizes are encouraged to apply as this job is a versatile, one-size-does-not-fit-all opportunity!