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Job Category: Science Fiction

  • Protoplasmic Entity Containment Technician updated

    • Location: New York, New York
    • Remote: Hybrid
    • Type: Contract To Hire
    • Job #10
    • Salary: $25.00 Per Hour

    If you find a sense of accomplishment from getting your hands dirty, we’re looking for you! A small New York based start-up is currently seeking technicians to staff their mobile workforce. Applicants can expect a fun, varied work day in a variety of environment as they provide field support to clients through the containment and removal of protoplasmic and ectoplasmic entities.

    Technicians are expected to carry roughly 40 lbs. to 60 lbs. of equipment on their back for several hours a day, as well as the occasional overtime and weekends. No additional experience is necessary, although a willingness to work in hazardous and diverse environments is a definite plus.

    Bachelors of Science a plus, but not required. Please specify jumpsuit size with job application.

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  • Metahuman Sanitization and Clean-up Worker

    • Location: New York, New York
    • Type: Contract
    • Job #9
    • Salary: US$50,000 Yearly

    The Department of Justice is currently seeking applicants nationwide for a metahuman sanitation and clean-up project. All applicants should expect to work on a temporary or seasonal basis (depending on need), and should have experience driving commercial vehicles such as garbage trucks, or performing construction work such as loading and unloading chunks of concrete onto the back of trucks. Supervisor and growth positions are available depending on your level of technical scientific knowledge. All applicants must pass a background check and agree not to steal alien technology from the workplace. GED or equivalent required.

  • Peace Enforcement Officer (Stormtrooper)

    • Location: Washington, Arizona
    • Type: Contract
    • Job #8

    Roquette Canada

    Want to help bring order to your planet? We’re looking for you! Our empire is currently expanding our service area, and we’re currently enrolling peace enforcement officers to assist with civil works projects and domestic law enforcement. Applicants will be given a service weapon as well as our proprietary white armor, as well as provided with a complimentary half hour weapons training before deployment to either a sandy, swampy, icy, or lush destination.

    Successful peace enforcement officers will have the option of promotion, including: positions aboard our large orbital peace enforcement station; membership in our air force; robotic maintenance and upkeep; assistant to the CEO/Emperor. Resistance to mind control not required but desired!

    Note: We are an equal opportunity employer, but please, humans only.